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Spanish star wants vuvuzelas banned; Spanish fans want Africans banned

SOWETO. Just a day after Spanish football star Xabi Alonso called on FIFA to ban vuvuzela horns, Spanish fans have called on the football body to ban Africans. "They are just so black," said fan Enrique de Torquemada. "And there are so many of them here in Africa. It is very upsetting." Meanwhile South Africans have asked the Spanish to stop lisping.

Alonso was widely quoted this week referring to vuvuzelas as an "annoyance" that should be banned.

However, FIFA godfather Sepp Blatter has defended the horns.

"South African football is all about noise, excitement, shouting and enjoyment," he said. "And sometimes goals. But mostly just noise."

Alonso's South African hosts say they are taking the star's complaints seriously, despite "Xabi" meaning "doos" in the ancient San language.

"Obviously as a footballer Mr Alonso is a very unique person," said Confederations Cup local organizer Sonnyboy Laduma. "I mean, it's not everyone who has a Grade 9 education, is unemployable after 35, and who spends hours every day training to kick an inflated sack in to a net, who then tries to dictate the culture of another continent."

However, Laduma confirmed that Alonso was not alone in feeling that Africa needed to change to suit Spanish tastes.

He said that thousands of Spanish supporters had signed a petition asking FIFA to ban not only vuvuzelas but Africans as well.

"Apparently when they bought their airline tickets nobody told them that Africa is full of Africans," explained Laduma.

According to fan Ignacio Tortilla, the Confederations Cup has been an "ordeal".

"Wherever you look it's just Africans," he said. "Please don't get me wrong, I'm not a racist, but do they really have to be so aggressive with all the singing and smiling and hand-shaking?"

Florida de Porpoise, a retired Jew-bater from Barcelona, said he would have no problem with Africans "if they only tried to be more European".

"We're not asking for a lot," said de Porpoise. "Just perhaps a little hair relaxant, some cigarettes, and an overwhelming sense of the futility of hope."

Meanwhile, a delegation of South Africans has asked visiting Spaniards to stop lisping.

"For God's sake, English is our sixth language and we can still say 's'," said Jumpstart Moloi, who led the delegation to the Spanish embassy this morning.

"It's not Nelthon Mandela, okay? It's Nelson. Nelssssson."

He also appealed to Spaniards to "think long and hard" before asking locals for directions to Thanton Thquare and the thocker thtadium at Thocker Thity.

"Spanish is just such a freaking ugly language," said Moloi. "It's all just 'eth eth eth eth'. FIFA should do something."

about this afrikaaner noise making plastic jusk called a VUVUZELA also known as uphondo, FIFA should unilaterally BAN it. no negotiations!

at 140 decibels, it is not only damaging to one ear's, it can shatter a glass full of water withing 10 "blows"!!so imagine the long term damage we are putting up to.

also there is nothing african about this junk, did you ever see it in AFCON 96? it was invented by afrikaaner settlers for their kaffir worshipers

Sure, the thing should be banned for the world cup. Perhaps people are used to blowing it empty stadiums in the SA league.

http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/1066 Abantu mabangaze baduhiswe yinswela boya ze hayibo.com.

Mpumerero stop sounding like umuntu wezanu, there is absolutely nothing wrong ngevuvuzela yindlela yabantu baseS.A yokuzi jabulisa ma bese bholeni, Ausalibuki ngani kuTV uvale nevolume mangabe ayakudina amavuvuzela. u r starting to act like ujazielindizayo. Come Brazil vs Bafana match ngizobe ngise stadium ngiphethe ivuvuzela elinembala yeBosso ngilahlele nomakarapa maunganankwali uze uzongijoina!!

San'bona!

Azinanqondo izinja zabelungu.

Phunyuka do you have a link to the article oy'phostile?

Nisale niphila

Dont you no ukuthi amaspanishi abheda njani buza uLewis Hamilton

UNkulunkulu uyesabeka. I know the game is not finished but a nation ruled by a black person ibabonisa 'imihlololo' eyabonwa ngumtanami.

whether you are aconfused black person or wanna be white mother f#$#$ amavuvuzela awayi ndawo they are here to stay azobe eduma e Cocacola Park on sunday siphakathi thina si supota njengabantu abamnyama abaziqenyeyo ngobunyama bethu langendlela esisupota ngayo ibhola sisho sithi shayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii vuvuzela!!!!!!!!!
ONGAFUNIYO KAYEKELE.

what is (south) AFRICAN about the VUVUZELA? Neil van Schalkwyk? this afrikaaner "inventor" developed this noise making #$%* for his KAFFIR followers, and they took it with wide open arms, embracing it as their own! talk of colonising the mind! EMPTY VESSELS MAKE THE LOUDEST NOISE!!

the perfomances of south african teams including BAFANA BAFANA have been going down since this &*^$ made its way into the stadiums in 2001. WE won AFCON '96 without this ^&*%, Pirates won the champions league without this %^&*, Sundowns reached the CL final without this %@&#!

now all of a sudden we can't live without this $%^&? what happened to ukhwelo, ingungu, izandla?

whether you like it or not a VUVUZELA leads to sharp pain and extensive destruction of the auditory nerves giving rise to long term ear damage!!

http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/1066

Shaaayii ivuuuvuuzelaa!!! It reminds me back in the days of Putco Mafani when he was still the P.R.O @ Chiefs, on a derby match btwn Pirates and Kaizer Chiefs @ FNB. 6:00am kwakuyabe sekubhongelana amavuvuzela outside the stadium ungaze uthi zinkunzi zikhonyelana !!!

eLangeni nabanye,
Indaba eziku http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/1066 aliboni sengathi ngamahlaya nje! Akulaqiniso elikhona kule website! Ngumbhedo wodwa! Abantu laba bayasoma nje! Bala ezinye izihloko zendaba, uzobona into engiyitshoyo!

omnyama

its a shame to hear a fellow black still using the K word towards his fellow black brothers,i wonder which part of zim do you come from mpumelelo, tshabindini if you can't stand the noise of vuvuzelas just stay in your mkhukhu uxume iblack and white tv yakho ku battery and enjoy your game as far as i'm concerned these have been here for along time and they will be here for years to come.
why don't you move to spain where racism is walking along the streets stay away from the way we support our soccer siyelele.

Phambili ngamaVUVUZELA!Ongafuniyo kayekele

Mpumelelo, where do u come from? i doubt u from Africa, how can u agree with these people remember tht everyone has his own way of doing thing things. We celebrate ngo vuvuzela and they sing and dance, so go to hell. Who r they to ban this vuvuzela..

asiyekeleni ukuba ngothathekile, imota zamas_wina, iVUVUZELA is not "ours", has never been "ours" and will never be "ours".

FACT: it was invented by afrikaners.
FACT: it is a new millenium thing, it wasn't there b4 2000.
it wasn't there ngo '96.
FACT: at 140 decibels, it causes long term ear damage.
FACT: it might also cause throat cancer.

Mpume akuyeke ukuzenza ukhandaqinile mani yini embi ngalamavuvuzela ngoba nxa ungayifuni don't buy it or don't go to the stadium simple amabhunu awenza sawathanda so where is the problem.

Sure sibili, abangafuni ovuvuzela kabaye buthana eSpain, bazosibona zivuvuzela oHamilton laboObama kuTV.

Fact: Afrikaaners are South Afican
Fact: I computer le oyisebenzisa ukusibhedela yadal abelungu
Fact: Suka!!

it's so disgusting to hear fellow Africans like Mpumelelo calling Vuvuzela nonsense. This is our way of celebrating soccer and it will stay that way. ongafuniyo should voetsek from this continent and join the likes of Xabi Alonso and those racist Spanish journalists, ayeke ukulibal' esidina la!!. We go to the stadium to cheer our teams as loud as we can. We don't go there to meditate, and if we want to listen to the an orderly sound, sizoya siyobukela iOpera in the opera house.

Following those Spanish racists is stupidity and utter rubbish. Do you recall that Louia Aragones once called Thierry Henry "that black shit"? Look at how Samuel (not Thamuel-SSSSamuel)Eto'o is treated outside Barcelona.If you don't like the vuvuzela Vok off from the stadium. I just wish i was your neightbour. I would blow it with all my might in your direction. Uyanyanyisa uyazi, sies man!!

Akulamuntu onguthathekile la,if iVUVUZELA ingasoyethu okwethu yini?Ukutshaya ukhwelo lokutshaya izandla sokwaphuma estayileni, sesitshaya amaVUVUZELA.Ukuthi yaqalwa ngubani futhi nini angilandaba lakho lokho okusalayo phambili ngeVUVUZELA.

Lokhu okuthi iVUVUZELA can cause throat cancer & ear damage akutsho lutho.Ukutshaya ukhwelo lezandla lakho can cause damage in your body i mean nxa kufanele.Phambili ngeVUVUZELA!

Ngivumelana lawe Mayifo, ngithi PHAMBILI NGEVUVUZELA owesaba icancer kayekele ingani amamusicians ayasebenzisa ama instruments avuthelwayo abazake baba wonitshe ngecancer, futhi bona bathatha isikathi eside bepractiza, iVUVUZELA its just for a few hours and not everyday

if it were like that there would no problem. i have NO problem with vuvuzela at the stadiums or in their vicinity. the nkinga arises when some idiot's start blurring them in the middle of the night in our peaceful residential complexes. they blow them in the morning, in the taxi's as the go to stadiums. etc.

ever heard of noise pollution? wait till some folks get thrushed using those VUVUZELA weapons. its only a matter of time!!

Guys yekani lento yenu, mina ngicabanga ukuthi uMpume akumelanga nimsole ngoba naye unelungelo lokuzonda into angayithandiyo zihlobo. Uma yena ezonda UVUVUZELA kumele apretend ngoba engowase Afrika!! guys please singancindezelani zamani ukucabanga kabanzi before nibhala ebulenjini. Sometimes liyadina mani. Iqiniso yikuthi asifani njalo nezinto esizithandayo ngeke zifane. Mina uVUVUZELA ngiyamthanda kodwa angibasoli abamzondayo ngoba vele ulomsindo onzima kabi sometimes indlebe zingadabuka. Guys kufana nathi nje amajita, abanye bethu sifuna osisi abayizidudla, abanye izilenda, abanye abakhethi badla konke... so akumelanga sisolane kuya ngeminzwa yomuntu.Into okufanele liyazi yikuthi akukho muntu ongabotshelwa ukuzonda uVUVUZELA + ukumthanda akumenzi ube ngcono futhi. Nawe Mpume ungasoli into yethu kangaka.....Ngike ngizwe futhi kuphikiswana ngalendaba.

i wonder yisiphi leso silima somuntu esingavuma ukutshywa nguwe.

UPhondo was not invented by a Boer!

1. i have no problem with descendants of oppressive european settlers being called (south)african.

2. Not being a supporter of "african" football, i have no problem with vuvuzela's being blown INSIDE stadiums.

i have a PROBLEM with OTHATHEKILE who claim that the vuvuzela is "ours" when there is crystal clear evidence that it was invented by a white afrikaaner

i also have a problem with people with PENTIUM 1 brains and very short memories, who think that the vuvuzela has always been here and has always been part of us, whilst there is irreputable evidence that its a recent thing, 2001 to be specific!

http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/

http://www.joburg.org.za/fifaworldcup/content/view/3271/270/

http://www.fin24.com/articles/default/display_article.aspx?ArticleId=1518-24_1529276

They just have to get used to the vuvuzelas. Akula ngenye indlela. They also have to get used to seeing black faces in the stadiums. This is our time and we intend to make the most of it. Africa mayibuye !!!

i dont get it....u Mpume keeps saying that amavuvuzela were invented by the A people right. how many other things that were invented by whoever that he himself is using? kumbe nguye o invente yoke lento esiyisebenzinsayo? hayi khona mani, yekani a mavuvuzela if not then everthing that is considered to be noisy should be banned, in this case nguwe Mpume!!!

Ongafunu iVUVUZELA ulelungelo lokungayisebenzisi kodwa kalalungelo lokuvalela labo abayithandayo ukuthi bayangayisebenzisi.It's like if you don't like a certain thing ungachothozi ngoba you don't know how the next person feel about it.So if you don't like that VUVUZELA it's your choice,asikusoli.